Hello, gentlemen and girls get your seatbelts on and prepare for a rollercoaster of hilariousness! "copyright Bear" is an incredible ride, and in many manners than one. The movie takes an "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a shocking horror comedy that is sure to keep you smiling, scratching your head, and questioning your choices in life, both bears and drug smugglers.
copyright Bear
From the moment we get to meet the beautiful Andrew C Thornton, played flawlessly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're about to embark on a wild adventure. He's an smuggler that has style along with grace. And a talent for throwing his baggage in the most ominous spots. The only thing he knew was that he was set to unwittingly create the legend of this century--the "copyright Bear!"
Let go of what think you know about bears and their dietary preferences. This film takes a bold view and states that once bears ingest copyright, they will not just have fun, but make themselves into bloodthirsty mobsters! Say goodbye, Godzilla it's time to welcome a new reigning king, and you can find him in a bear with desire for powdered chemicals.
Our cast of characters, comprising the unhinged police on the run, the negligent criminals and the innocent bystanders who failed to find their way through a bag of paper they will keep you entertained. Their incompetence as a group is an amazing sight. If you're ever wanting to laugh you can imagine that Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out unsolved crimes without shooting each other.
Let's not forget about our courageous adventurers Olaf and Elsa. It's not those who appear in "Frozen." These two hikers stumble upon an amazing treasure chest of Colombian goodies, and before you know it, they've been able to say "Bearzilla," they become an ideal target for copyright Bear's ever-growing hunger. What's the point of to be a Disney princess when there's an aggressive, sniffing bear roaming around?
The movie is the perfect blend of comedy and terror which makes you laugh at when you laugh and then grip that popcorn to hide in terror the next. As the body count climbs, it's more than that of the hairs you've been putting on as you'll cheer at each death with a wicked satisfaction. It's like watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
Then, let's get to that epic battle. Imagine: a (blog post) cascading waterfall streaming down the middle, our fearless family that includes Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry ready to take on the copyright Bear. This is a battle of the ages, complete with blasts, bear roars and enough white powder place Tony Montana to shame. Just when you think you've lost the fight after all, it's resurrected with a copyright explosion! This is a tale of a return to epic proportions.
Yes "copyright Bear" may have some flaws. The editing can be as chaotic like a drunk squirrel and leaves you scratching your brain and you wondering if the film reel was actually being used as scratching pole. Be assured, fans, as the bear CGI is surprisingly top-notch. The bear has the power to steal the show and the editing team seemed to appear to be in the midst of a sugar rush themselves.
This film is a concoction of double-crossings, tension and unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Then, as the credits play and you leave the theater with a smirk around your mouth, take note of the final word of advice from the reviewer: Beware of feeding bears anything and especially not drugs or fellow hikers. It's a guarantee that it won't bring any good luck to anyone.
Therefore, get your popcorn, buckle down, and immerse yourself in the outrageous world of "copyright Bear." This is a unique cinematic experience that will have you in stupor, contemplating the real potential of bears as well as their hidden party potential.